she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
No subtext here. People are naked.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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