My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
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