Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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