Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
So much Jack, so little girl.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
