so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
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I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
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REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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