Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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