Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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