youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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