I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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