When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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