Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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