i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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