I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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