it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
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The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
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I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
dude. I can hear the air.
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