I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
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got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
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How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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