Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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