So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
please don't ironically join a cult
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