Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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