I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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