whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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