well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
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Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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