I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
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youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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