Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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