i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
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i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
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But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person