She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Randomize
