I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
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i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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