Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
it's like iHOP with fire
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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