I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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