why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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