Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
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They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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