she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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