Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
you traded sex for a burrito?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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