so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
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It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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