i used baking grease as lip gloss
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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