My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
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Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
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We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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