We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
