spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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