i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
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theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.