I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update