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• (804): View more from Virginia

  It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.

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• (845): View more from New York

  and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.

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• (559): View more from California

  I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  it's too much effort for something that isn't food.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?

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