i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
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tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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