You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
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Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
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My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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