Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
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In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
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I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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