i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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