I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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