I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
only you would photoshop your dick
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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