so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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