? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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