I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
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I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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