just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
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Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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