At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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