You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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