I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
