i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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