Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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