thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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