he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
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How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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